Miss: I'm going tanning
Me: Lets do it.
We arrive at the tanning salon on Chestnut and 16th at about 6:30 pm. Shorty has a free promotional to tan whenever.
Miss: Hey I'm here for my promotional "Miss"
Tanning Salon Desk Worker: Cool (She's a blonde with a tight body that tans too much) 15 mins?
Miss: Yes
Tanning Salon Desk Worker: You?
Me: Haha no I'm not here to tan.
Obviously Gay Guy Next to her: And then he said "I've seen bigger" (they laugh...then he looks at me) why not?
Me: Dark chocolate is not my thing
Same gay guy: You should just even out
Me: Why?
Gay Guy: Even out its better.
Hahahahahahahahaha what? I'm black.
Me: Alright babe see you in 15
Miss: K (exit stage left-to tanning bed)
I sit down in the couch area designated for men who wait for their girlfriends to tan. Nahmean. and I swear this is what happened next. I'm going to reserve some of the stories for other posts but its amazing how much you can learn about a person in 15 mins.
Gay Guy: So work is good.
Tanning Salon Blonde: Yeah lot of calls?
Gay Guy: Yeah I'm really building up my following.
Tanning Salon Blonde: Good.
Me: What do you do?
Gay Guy: I'm a phone sex operator.
......And that's where this story leaves off
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