Friday, July 11, 2008

You Can't Do With Out Me (Like It)

There's a part of me inside of me and I don't know how to fight it.
There's a part of me inside of me and I just don't want to hide it.
I like it. I like it. I really really like it.
You'll like it. You'll like it. You'll really really like it.

I do what I do and you too, but you can't do with out me.
I do what I do and you do what you can't do about me.
You like it. You like it. You really really like it
You like it. You like it. You really really like it.

There's a moment in our lives, where we're open to the motion of the clouds in the sky.
There's a moment in time, and you'll know it when you get there.
You're so much more don't try to fight it.
You like it. I like it. We really really like it.

There's apart of me inside of me and I don't know how to fight it.
There's a piece of me that didn't go peacefully
There's a slice that didn't cut nice
There's a part of me inside of me and I don't want to hide it:
I like it (Oh!) I like it (Oh!) I really really ....
really really do


Dusha C Holmes II

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Confessions of a Phone Sex Operator (part 1)

Live From Hillside Towers itssss.......MAGIC!



Miss: I'm going tanning
Me: Lets do it.

We arrive at the tanning salon on Chestnut and 16th at about 6:30 pm. Shorty has a free promotional to tan whenever.

Miss: Hey I'm here for my promotional "Miss"
Tanning Salon Desk Worker: Cool (She's a blonde with a tight body that tans too much) 15 mins?
Miss: Yes
Tanning Salon Desk Worker: You?
Me: Haha no I'm not here to tan.
Obviously Gay Guy Next to her: And then he said "I've seen bigger" (they laugh...then he looks at me) why not?
Me: Dark chocolate is not my thing
Same gay guy: You should just even out
Me: Why?
Gay Guy: Even out its better.

Hahahahahahahahaha what? I'm black.







Me: Alright babe see you in 15
Miss: K (exit stage left-to tanning bed)

I sit down in the couch area designated for men who wait for their girlfriends to tan. Nahmean. and I swear this is what happened next. I'm going to reserve some of the stories for other posts but its amazing how much you can learn about a person in 15 mins.

Gay Guy: So work is good.
Tanning Salon Blonde: Yeah lot of calls?
Gay Guy: Yeah I'm really building up my following.
Tanning Salon Blonde: Good.
Me: What do you do?
Gay Guy: I'm a phone sex operator.


......And that's where this story leaves off